Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. The book, motherfucker, the book! Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Bears. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? And eviscerate your enemies. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Cinemark What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Let's go the other fucking way! I want to make money. Donnie Azoff: I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Terms and Policies Jordan Belfort: I love you so much. Yeah, I'm sure. We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. Yeah. Explains you. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. vials of coke. Donnie. Jordan Belfort: Theyre not gonna dial themselves. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. It's a woozie. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. It's startin' to shit in the house again. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Sell that. Naomi Lapaglia: Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Jordan Belfort: I don't even know who Venice is. Want me to come for you? We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. I can't close this briefcase. Pick up the phone and start dialing! What the fuck is wrong with you? Saurel! It's three feet of water down there. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Fucked up. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Leah Belfort: 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. I was born too - too early. Its fairy dust. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Its a woozie. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Bo Dietl: Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Jordan Belfort: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! What do you mean happy for me? Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Jordan Belfort: [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Go on. When you do something, you might fail. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? I gotta tell you. But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Jordan Belfort: Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Hey, sweetheart! Jordan Belfort: That's right, I forgot. Very British, you know. Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! Get off. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? I felt horrible. Naomi Lapaglia: What a greek tragedy! [on getting arrested] Pick up the phone and start dialing! Are you behind on your credit card bills? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Drama, The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. It'll keep you sharp between the ears. We can't! $4,000? I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. Just give me a second. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Is your landlord ready to evict you? They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. Yeah, I jerk off. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Come on, baby. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Holy fuck, you did just say that. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Huh? I was hooked in seconds. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: "Has Brad apologized yet? We require immediate assistance! Max Belfort: It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Donnie Azoff: They're not buying shit. It's called cocaine. Come on. Naomi and I got along. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Fugayzi, fugazi. But thats not because youre a failure. Drugs. Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. You just made love to me. Right! My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! Give yourself no choice but to succeed. I am not gonna die sober! Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. is an initial public offering. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Donnie Azoff: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. This is my home! Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Don't you fucking dare! Okay, great. So you listen to me and you listen well. Max Belfort: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Naomi Lapaglia: Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Donnie Azoff: Look! Yeah, no. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. I haven't eaten all day. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. I called the captain the n-word? Whoa! Jordan Belfort: [bursting into laughter] The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Jordan Belfort: People tend to give up. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Naomi Lapaglia: Alden Kupferberg: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? They all want something for nothing. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. You're in the fucking minor leagues. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? [to the waiter] You know how much I love you, right? Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: Think about it. Watch. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Donnie! Jordan Belfort: And the first thing we needed was brokers. Jordan Belfort: This is the greatest company in the world! Power. Oh, you're investing in Italy? Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Luckily we're in first class. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Jordan Belfort: No it's not like that. Jordan Belfort: Everybody on point! All rights reserved. Jordan Belfort: After all, what was there to say? Don't try to fight it. There's no nobility in poverty. Donnie Azoff: I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Jordan Belfort: Do it differently each time. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Jordan Belfort: Fun coupons! The show goes on! [also in thoughts] How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. You cleaning your fishbowl? We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! [to Jordan after the incident] Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life. That conniving twat! I got you, baby. It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. [narrating to the camera] Privacy Policy She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. I love it. You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Jordan Belfort: Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Naomi Lapaglia: My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Do you guys not want to make money? The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Stop that sweetie, please? Good! The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Jordan Belfort: I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Mark Hanna: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Jordan Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit?

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